Friday, May 07, 2010
Thursday, May 06, 2010
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
Almanaque Bertrand, 1934 - A fine way to learn
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From the Punch:
The lady, to her new cook, who sent to the dinner table a meal that was inedible: Do you have any experience in the kitchen?
The cook: No, mam.
The Lady: Then why did you come to work here?
The cook: You know mam, it's just that I'm about to be married and my fiance thought I should practice for a while.
Tuesday, May 04, 2010
Monday, May 03, 2010
Almanaque Bertrand, 1934 - Ridgewell
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I'm going out this afternoon, I'm leaving the keys under this vase, in case you come home sooner than me.
Well, just mind don't you forget.
Just as I expected. The key isn't here! She went out and forgot all about it, that's women for you!
But how will I get in the house, now?
That window appears to be closed. I'll see if I get in through there.
But when you saw the key wasn't there, why didn't you knock on the door? I've been home for ages!
Sunday, May 02, 2010
Almanaque Bertrand, 1934 - It's easy to catch a liar
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From the Punch:
The mistress: Whose voice was it, of the man I heard in the kitchen?
The maid: Ah!... he... he... He was my brother.
The mistress: What's his name?
The maid: Hum... I believe it's Earnest, mam.
Saturday, May 01, 2010
Almanaque Bertrand, 1934 - Ridgewell, To be punished for doing a goodturn
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Sick with a flu, Gaspar is visited by a kind and well intentioned friend, who is also prudent.













